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Gypsie Road

Gypsie Road is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Garlic Snake & Duel OG bred by highly respected local breeder Honey Sticks Genetics. While breaking apart buds, bursts of sour and floral notes will fill your nose. As your nose acclimates to these pungent aromas, you’ll start to detect sweeter candy-like undertones. Upon inhaling, floral notes are at the forefront. As you continue to inhale, sour and sweet tones become more pronounced. The effects from Gypsie Road are potent and long lasting. Starting at your head, warm vibrations will work their way throughout your entire body, leaving your limbs feeling heavy and extremely relaxed. While your body is feeling completely relaxed, your head will be somewhere up in the clouds. Floating from one thought to another, potentially leading you to a significant case of the giggles. This is a great strain to unwind with at the end of you busy day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry.

Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack Of Appetite.

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Banoreoz

Banoreozs is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Oreoz & Duel OG bred by highly respected local breeder Honey Sticks Genetics. Banoreoz has a pleasantly sweet & creamy aroma with subtle notes of funk, berry, and pine. Upon inhaling sweet cream and herbaceous flavors will fill your pallet, leaving a lingering sweet aftertaste long after you finish smoking. The effects from this strain come on quickly and leave users with a calming body high matched with a euphoric cerebral buzz. This combination of effects results in a clean and balanced high, perfect for anytime of day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry.

Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack Of Appetite.

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Dakini Kush

Dakini Kush is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Pre-98 Bubba Kush & Hindu Kush. Dakini Kush has a pungently sweet aroma of berries with notes of caramel and herbs. Upon inhaling, you’ll find that berry sweetness combined with herbaceous caramel leaving a lasting impression on your pallet. The high from this tasty strain has been described as uplifting and cerebral at first, with effects coming on quickly. As time passes and the high sets in, the cerebral stimulation will wear down and a more relaxing and calming effect is typical with this indica dominant hybrid. This is a great strain for those having issues with sleep and/or appetite. Dakini Kush stimulates hunger and relaxes the body near sedation.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry.

Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack Of Appetite.

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Pure Michigan

Pure Michigan is a potent hybrid Indica dominant cross between Oreoz and Mendo Breath F2. This strain has a pungent nose ripe with delicious chocolate and earthy tones, reminiscent of a warm cup of mocha coffee. Upon inhaling, sweet vanilla and chocolate are mixed with a classic diesel flavor. The delicious smell and taste aren’t all this recently popular strain has going for it. The high from Pure Michigan is very calming while also having uplifting cerebral effects. A few tokes and you’ll be feeling happy for hours. Rarely do we come across a strain that has such a soothing body high accompanied by an equal but opposite heady lift. This is a great strain to smoke before a social event. You’ll find yourself effortlessly carrying on conversations as you enjoy the well balanced effects.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Sleepy.

Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Mandolins

Mandolins is a hybrid cross between Orange Creamsicle & Pancakes bred locally by Sow-Low Farms Seed Company. While breaking apart buds your nose will be filled with a mouth-watering citrus, tartiness, sweet cream, and the ever popular gas. Upon inhaling your pallet will be filled with an intoxicatingly sweet earthiness with a subtle citrus finish. The high from Mandolins comes on gradually but builds into a strong and well balanced experience. Like many hybrid strains, the initial effects begin in the form of cerebral stimulation. Activating the creative centers in your brain and leaving you with a sense of euphoria. As you enjoy this creative burst, you will begin to feel a calm come over your entire body. This calm will manifest itself in waves until your body is completely relaxed and at ease. The combination of effects will leave you pleasantly calm while also mentally stimulated and full of cerebral energy. This “best of both worlds” high makes Mandolins a great smoke for any time of day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy.

Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Oreoz

Oreoz is a potent hybrid Indica dominant cross between Cookies N’ Cream and Secret Weapon. Named for its delicious cookie-like flavor, Oreoz will have you licking your lips as you exhale. When breaking apart buds you can expect the strain name to make a lot of sense, sweet cookie aroma fills the air with notes of pepper and diesel. Upon inhaling hints of chocolate mix pleasantly with an earthy gas. The high from Oreoz wastes no time. Almost immediately after exhaling, both your body and mind will start to feel the long lasting relaxing effects from this indica dominant cross. Initially an uplifting cerebral burst of energy washes away any negative thoughts and uplifts spirits. This is followed by a slightly sedating physical high and likely a strong case of the munchies. Oreoz is a great strain for any time of day but is especially suited for helping to ease you into relaxation in the evening.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Sleepy.

Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Member Berry

Member Berry is an indica dominant hybrid cross between Skunkberry & Mandarin Sunset. Breaking apart a nug of Member Berry will fill your nose full of fruity, citrus, skunky, sour, and sweet aromas. A nose so full of classic OG notes, it’ll have to ‘membering’ the good old days. Upon inhaling this flavor packed strain, you can expect your taste buds to go on quite a journey. From sweet fruity flavors to peppery funk, Member Berry has a little something for everybody. The effects from Member Berry are slightly more stimulating than sedative. Users can expect a light physical relaxation keeping you grounded as your mind soars with euphoric energy. This is a great strain to give you that extra bit you need to get you through the day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Sour Bubble OG

Sour Bubble OG is an Indica dominant strain bred by B.O.G. Seeds by backcrossing a B.O.G. Bubble phenotype three times. The results are an incredibly potent and equally tasty bud. The nose has been described as a balanced aroma of sweet candy and sour fruit. Upon inhaling, notes of bubblegum mix with sweet berries and diesel. As your high sets in you may be surprised by this indicas uplifting effects. Though you should expect an extremely relaxing result from smoking this strain, the initial high tends to be slightly energetic and euphoric. These effects don’t last long as the true indica effects take hold shortly after smoking. As the more relaxing effects set in, it’d be wise to have a landing pad ready. Warm waves of sedation move throughout your entire body, resulting in what can only be described as a full body melt. This is the perfect strain for calming and relaxing the busy body and mind.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Colorado Cookies

Colorado Cookies is an Indica dominant cross between Blueberry and Girl Scout Cookies. The nose on this strain is intensely fruity with woody undertones. That frutiness is just as detectable upon inhaling. Sweet berry and tropical fruit will flood your pallet before finishing with an herbaceous earthiness. The high from Colorado Cookies is strong and long lasting, with the majority of the effects felt throughout the body. An overall calming and borderline sedation moves through the body, leaving users with a warm & tingly feeling. A pleasant head high is also to be expected but the confusion or fogginess of some heavy indica strains is unlikely. If you’re looking for a help with sleep or loss of appetite, Colorado Cookies may be the strain for you.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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9lb Hammer

9lb Hammer is an Indica dominant cross between Hells OG, Goo Berry, & Jack the Ripper. 9lb Hammer is a berry forward cross with aromas of lime, grape, fresh berries and rich earth. The flavor is much like the nose: sweet berries, citrus, diesel and pine on the exhale. These dense blueish-green buds are coated with resin. 9lb Hammer has a hard hitting and long lasting effect that will leave you feeling like you got hit over the head with a hammer. This Indica works well to relieve aches, pains, and tension in your body. Leaving you to slowly drift into a couch-locked sedation.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite.

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Wedding Pie

Wedding Pie is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. An intense aroma of fruity desert, berry, lemon, and gas. On the exhale this smoke packs a lightly spiced fruity flavor with grape and nutty dough. Wedding Pie’s effects can be described as a full body high, effecting your mind and body differently. Your head is overcome with a heavy blizzful buzz, yet your body will be hopelessly locked to the couch. This will leave you feeling relaxed and euphoric. Great for a smoker who enjoys a relaxing high, that’s not too sleepy.

Typical Effects: Happy, Euphoric, Relaxed, Cerebral, Tingly. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Chronic Pain, Insomnia.

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Skywalker OG

Skywalker OG is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Skywalker and OG Kush. An intense aroma of spicy herbs and diesel notes. This dank strain tastes almost exactly as it smells! Skywalker OG is known for its extremely relaxing effects. Your head will be in the clouds, yet your body will be fused to the couch. This will leave you feeling relaxed and euphoric. Due to its strong physical effects, Skywalker OG is perfect for those who suffer from chronic pain.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Loss of Appetite.

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Mandarin Cookies

Mandarin Cookies is a hybrid sativa dominant cross between Mandarin Sunset & Cookies. The aroma on this strain is incredibly sweet and citrus forward with subtle earthy undertones. The flavor upon inhaling is a combination of bright orange citrus, sour, and herbal notes. If you like big flavors and an energizing hit, this strain is for you. Mandarin Cookies is incredible for those seeking motivation for the day. Almost immediately after smoking, you can expect a wave of creative euphoric energy with the chance of a giggle inducing tingling sensation. This uplifting buzz is accompanied by a light & relaxing body high, calming your limbs without becoming overly sedative. This strain is perfect for those of you who enjoy the classic “wake n’ bake”.

Typical Effects: Focused, Body High. Uplifting, Energetic, Tingly. Common Usage: ADHD, Depression, Fatigue, Headaches, Arthritis.

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Mimosa

Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid cross between Clementine and Purple Punch. This strain is known for its fruit punch and strong citrus aroma. Much like the drink it is named after, on exhale the smoke is of a sweet citrus flavor. Like most sativa dominant hybrid strains, Mimosa offers the smoker an energetic and uplifting high. If you enjoy coffee in the morning, you will equally appreciate the lasting euphoric buzz from this strain. Keeping smokers focused and energized for hours. A calming body high is also known to accompany lift. Mimosa is great for individuals who are dealing with stress and/or depression, offering a mental boost in times of need. This strain is for daytime consumption, unless you are the type to enjoy being up all night!

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Happy, Euphoric, Social. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Pain, Nausea, Mood Swings.

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GMO

GMO is a popular indica dominant cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdawg. Also referred to as Garlic Cookies, this strain is known for its strong garlic aroma. GMO is also known for having a THC percentage as high as 30%. This strain will leave you with a long lasting and powerful high. After your first hit, a great relaxation will come over your body and mind. For these reasons, GMO has become a favorite among medical cannabis smokers in the short amount of time it has been around.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy Common Usage: Depression, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite, Joint Pain

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Slap N’ Tickle

Slap N’ Tickle is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between GMO and Grape Pie. Bred by Cannarado Genetics, the lineage alone on this strain makes it worth trying. Cracking a bud of Slap N’ Tickle releases pungent grape tones along with earthy notes and a more subtle coffee. Upon inhaling, that coffee becomes more prominent alongside an equally present grape flavor. The indica lineage and more importantly GMO heritage makes this a powerfully relaxing strain. Plan ahead and stock your home with snacks before having a little Slap N’ Tickle. This strain is a bit of a “creeper”, with effects not fully realized until up to 30 minutes after smoking. Effects typically start simply as heavy eyes and haziness, overtime building to borderline complete sedation. This is a perfect strain to help with any sleep related issues.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Cotton Candy Cash

Cotton Candy Cash is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Purple Majic and Quattro Kush bred by the highly respected Ethos Genetics. This is a rare strain known to have a strong nose similar to grape cotton candy drenched in gasoline. The flavor on inhale is less intense and reveals woody undertones and delicious hints of citrus. Cotton Candy Cash’s effects come on quickly and last a good while after smoking. Initially you may end up in a hazy headspace. That haziness dissipates as a more euphoric and giggly buzz takes its place. If you’re not careful, you may find yourself laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling and laughing at the fan.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Cream D’ Mint

Cream D’ Mint is a well balanced hybrid cross between Cookies & Cream and Mint Chocolate Chip bred by Exotic Genetics. The nose on this strain is sweet with notes of fruit and cream. Upon inhaling a floral earthiness steals the show. The effects from Cream D’ Mint start as in the form of a burst of cerebral energy, sending your head into the clouds. This energy slowly dissipates into a euphoric full body high, intensifying over time. As waves of warm relaxation wash over, you eventually become fully couch-locked. This is definitely a downtime and afternoon smoke! Typical Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite.

Typical Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite.

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Apple Fritter

Apple Fritter is a well balanced hybrid cross between Sour Apple & Animal Cookies. Cracking a bud of Apple Fritter will fill your nose with fruity, apple, sweet, and vanilla aromas. The flavor on this strain is as delicious as it is potent, earning it a spot on High Times “World’s Strongest Strains” in 2016. As you could guess by it’s name, the flavors on this strain are sweet with strong apple tones accompanied by notes of creamy vanilla & earthiness. The award winning high comes on fast with this one. Starting behind the eyes and working its way from your head down to your toes. An uplifting cerebral buzz clears your mind of any negativity while a comforting warm wave washes over you. This symbiosis of effects is beautifully grounding. Allowing you to focus on the comfort you are experiencing and disregarding the busy world around you. This is a great strain for any time of day and especially when you need a mental boost.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Dolato

Dolato, also know as “Do-Si-Lato” or “Dosi-Lato” is an indica dominant cross between Do-Si-Dos and Gelato 41. When cracking into a Dolato bud, a woody pine combined with sweeter berry notes fill the air. Upon inhale, sweet berry with pine is followed by a peppery and slightly spicy exhale. This is an incredible strain for those looking to relax without feeling overly bogged down/sedated. Dolato’s high begins with a brief cerebral lift before quickly and completely wrapping you in a warm & calming blanket. You’ll be completely at ease but alert enough to really enjoy it. Due to its high typically high THC levels, this is also a great strain for treating aches and pains.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Slurmint IX

Slur Mint IX is an Indica dominant cross between Slurricane #7 and Slurmint f1 bred by In House Genetics. The nose on this strain is like grapes that have been drenched in gas and then washed, but the gas smell still lingers. Upon inhaling, a soft grape flavor is overshadowed by earthy and floral notes. Slurmint IX’s high comes on quickly and lasts long. Your last hit will barely have left your mouth before you might find yourself losing 20 minutes staring off in deep thought. This is a deeply relaxing strain that can sometimes lead to introspection or more often cottonmouth and the munchies.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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